Top 10 foods after a night out

Top 10 foods ater a night on the booze.

1. Kebab – Preferably mixed, but doner kebab will do.
2. Chicken Tikka Masala – In a tray from takeaway scooped up with a keema naan.
3. Pizza – If you can find a pizza hut that stays open late enough.
4. Chicken Chow Mein -  Plus a bottle of soy sauce to splash over it, then put in pocket and find in the morning (usually with a leaking top)
5. Battered Sausage and chips – From chip caravan as a last resort.
6. Cornish Pasty from 24hr garage – Quick browse through the mags whilst waiting for the microwave to ping.
7. Lump of cheese from out the fridge – Cut the horrible dry bit off first, put to one side, but then eat when you’ve finished the good bit.
8. Kids sandwiches – Which wife had prepared earlier in the evening ready for the next days school packed lunch.
9. Yoghurt from right at the back of the fridge – It may be 2 weeks out of date but at least it gives you something to blame when you feel ill in the morning.
10. Scrapings out of pan on the hob – No idea what it is, but it tastes OK.

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