Top 10

I finally updated my top 10 mobile phones page over last week and whilst doing so changed the layout a bit and also added some info about the iPhone on T Mobile.

I thought this may help sales, but no, it seems to have had the opposite effect.

I did a quick check of all the networks I am linking to and was disappointed to see every one now displays telephone numbers so people can order by phone rather than buying online.

What this means is we are potentially sending them free traffic, as if people buy by phone we don’t make our commission.

Time to dump all the mobile phone networks and start looking for a good store instead maybe!

With recent temperatures reaching the 30s in the UK we’ve quite frankly found it too hot to work (that’s our excuse anyway!), let alone do any sport in this heat. So feeling a little out of shape, we started looking on the internet for something to do this weekend.

Swimming isn‘t one of our favourite sports but something involving water and if possible a bit extreme would be great. It was then we came across aqua sphereing!

Now clambering inside a big plastic ball called a Zorb might not sound the best place to be on a hot summer’s day, but when you quite literally through in a load of water into the mix and call it aqua sphereing it looks like it could be just the thing we’re looking for!

Here goes hurtling down a hill in a big plastic ball with a load of water. That’s aqua zorbing! Hands up, who feels dizzy all of a sudden!

Top 10 foods ater a night on the booze.

1. Kebab – Preferably mixed, but doner kebab will do.
2. Chicken Tikka Masala – In a tray from takeaway scooped up with a keema naan.
3. Pizza – If you can find a pizza hut that stays open late enough.
4. Chicken Chow Mein -  Plus a bottle of soy sauce to splash over it, then put in pocket and find in the morning (usually with a leaking top)
5. Battered Sausage and chips – From chip caravan as a last resort.
6. Cornish Pasty from 24hr garage – Quick browse through the mags whilst waiting for the microwave to ping.
7. Lump of cheese from out the fridge – Cut the horrible dry bit off first, put to one side, but then eat when you’ve finished the good bit.
8. Kids sandwiches – Which wife had prepared earlier in the evening ready for the next days school packed lunch.
9. Yoghurt from right at the back of the fridge – It may be 2 weeks out of date but at least it gives you something to blame when you feel ill in the morning.
10. Scrapings out of pan on the hob – No idea what it is, but it tastes OK.

Top 10 Christmas nightmares (in no particular order)

1. Remembering to get the Turkey out of the freezer on Christmas morning (should have been 24 hours earlier).
2. The kids receiving the same present from 2 other people.
3. Sons new girlfiend telling you she’s a vegetarian, just as you are about to dish up.
4. You give your mistress your wifes Christmas present (chances are you’ve given your mistresses sexy little size 10 thong to your size 14  wife). 
5. Mother in Law (say no more).
6. You want to watch a good film but Aunti flo wants to watch the Eastenders omnibus.
7. That bumber pack of batteries you bought cheap from Ebay still haven’t arrived.
8. The kids give the cats all their christmas treats in one go (it’s your job removing the vomit from grannies slippers).
9. Oxfam adverts showing images from the latest famine just as your about to go and pick at some leftovers.
10. The pub is closed.

1. Jeremiah Fondgrass
2. Jai Hunter
3. Bob Anderson
4. Salem Al Grere
5. Duke
6. Bernard Pointer
7. Kevin Stiles
8. Gerald Armstrong
9. Tchi tu Song
10. Peter Klein

All of a sudden, and completely out of the blue, one of my old Top 10 Mobile Phones sites suddenly started gaining traffic over the weekend.

It’s a site I set up a few years ago but could never really decide what to do with it. I was promoting mobile phones at the time via my old sim64 site so just uploaded a few test pages on to the new site and forgot about them over the years I added new pages for

Top 10 Nokia mobile phones

Top 10 LG mobile phones

Top 10 Samsung mobile phones

Top 10 Sony Ericsson mobile phones

and pages for all the major UK networks.

With the new traffic coming in I decided to completely revamp the pages, add some new content and re-jig the navigation system. I doubt I will bother doing any more unless it starts ranking higher for Top 10 Mobile Phones and other similar phrases, but at least it gave me the inspiration to tidy the whole site up.